The Boss
Anonymous
When the Lord made man, all the parts of
the body argued over who would be boss.
The Brain explained that since he controlled all
the parts of the body, he should be boss.
The Legs argued that they should be boss,
since they could take the body anywhere
it wanted to go.
The Stomach countered with the explanation
that since he digested all the food, he kept the body healthy,
therefore he should be boss.
The Eyes said that without vision man could not see
where he was going, therefore they should be boss.
Then the Rectum spoke up and applied for the job.
The other parts of the body all laughed so hard,
the Rectum closed up.
After a few days, the Brain got foggy,
the Legs became wobbly,
the Stomach became ill, and
the Eyes crossed and could not see.
Soon they all conceded that the Rectum should be boss.
You don't have to be a Brain to boss: just an Ass.
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